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The Uninvited Ombudsman/May 2007 Print E-mail
by Alan Korwin   

 

 

 

The lamestream media told you:

Nothing.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:The left wing of the Democrat party, lead by Rep. Dennis Kucinich (D-OH), has introduced a bill to form the swell-sounding U.S. Deptartment of Peace.

This would be a cabinet-level position, with a Secretary of Peace, Undersecretary of Peace, and dozens upon dozens of other officials, each with a staff of their own. The starting budget will be only $8 billion and will grow only as fast as everything else at the federal level.

According to a presentation attended by The Uninvited Ombudsman, the new Dept. of Peace will avoid the usual bureaucratic waste and inefficiency because it will be "an umbrella group" absorbing other agencies and "it will be streamlined and efficient." Why other federal agencies can't also operate that way was unexplained. The Dept. will be better than a private operation, a non-profit, or a think tank, organizers are sure.

Promoters are quick to point out that the Dept. of Peace will "research, facilitate and articulate peaceful nonviolent solutions to conflict." They are less quick to point out that the new Dept. will have policy making powers, social engineering programs, indoctrinations for school children called "educational programs," enforcement powers and more, in its 5,000-word enabling statute, HR 808.

As currently written, the Dept. of Defense will have to confer with the Dept. of Peace before it can do anything. It was not clear from the discussions if any of the bill's supporters have read the bill.

Not to overlook an opportunity for backdoor gun control, the Peace Dept. will, "(5) analyze existing policies, employ successful, field-tested programs, and develop new approaches for dealing with the implements of violence, including gun-related violence and the overwhelming presence of handguns."

The reasons the lamestream media missed this story are unclear.

The lamestream media told you:

Oscar ratings continue to slide, as competition for viewer time, reduction of exclusive star status from the golden Bogie/Bacall days, non-stop overexposure of every minor scantily clad trollop, a numbing glut of awards shows and instant idol status for wannabees continue to tarnish Oscar's image.

This year's audience was up by a slight 0.004 percent, even though the number of TV sets in U.S. homes grew.

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

Unmentioned in lamestream reports on the slipping ratings for the Academy Awards are the real reasons so many Americans no longer idolize Hollywood: Hopelessly debauched and depraved films of mindless violence that depend more on effects and camera work than scripts and acting; hopelessly one-sided manipulative propaganda videos nominated and winning as documentaries years in a row (Michael Moore and now Al Gore); and hosting this year by a person who makes a mockery of American values, the American family, cares more for green Hollywood multiculti-isms than red-blooded JohnWayne-isms, and is considered by tens of millions of citizens a borderline degenerate, Ellen DeGeneris (I know I'm going to take heat for calling her "borderline").

The lamestream media told you:

And the Oscar winner is... An Inconvenient Truth!

The Uninvited Ombudsman notes however that:

In an easily predictable result, Al Gore, the man who formerly claimed he invented the Internet, won the Academy Award for best documentary, for a mockumentary about global climate. In the film, which examines one side of one theory about Earth, Gore makes horrific dystopian predictions of what Earth will be like in 100 years, with a straight face. He predicts a devastating 20-foot rise in sea levels. (The U.N.'s IPCC estimates suggest a change of 8-17 inches may be possible; note that climatologists are currently unable to predict weather one week into the future.) The Cato Institute characterizes the film as a riveting work of science fiction, and backs up the claim with real research from real scientists at http://article.nationalreview.com.

In other news, Mars, which has no known man-made greenhouse gases or SUVs, has been warming steadily for the past decade. Sunshine has been blamed as the culprit.

The lamestream media told you:

Firearms are being purchased legally in U.S. gun stores and then smuggled into Mexico by drug and human-smuggling gangs. Texas stores are seeing an increase of "straw purchases," where a person with no criminal record goes around getting arms for the criminal gangs on both sides of the border.

 

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